toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

(via br0ken--angels-deactivated20130)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via damnstyles)

romantically-dysfunctional:

morrissarty:

twerknugget:

rule #47837482130 of tumblr

if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 

except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit

shut the fuck up new zealand

(via wi-sedom)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via wi-sedom)

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via wi-sedom)

astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary

(via wi-sedom)

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via paynefulzayn)

vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”

(Source: itsvondell, via comcicomca)


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